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[–]Sergeanttoasty 71 points72 points ago

That's why I bought a fedora, those things are like safe deposit boxes, for just a little investment, you can guarantee your money's safety for a lifetime.

[–]Megaross -25 points-24 points ago

What about if you're wearing a fedora with a nice suit?

I like wearing a bowler hat with my suit sometimes and I think a matching fedora would look tits.

Actually, I'm gonna do it anyway, probably wouldn't get laid even if I had a chocolate dick that spurts money.

[–]Glurky_Spurky 19 points20 points ago

Oh yeah dude. you'd look totally awesome. Try combining a fedora with a trenchcoat and a MLP t shirt too. Bitches will be swarming you.

[–]PeePeeMunsta 4 points5 points ago

Bitches will be all over you, you won't even need pants with that trench coat.