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[–]devtesla[S] 38 points39 points ago

[–]devtesla[S] 25 points26 points ago

oh god this brings out the nostalgia

[–]RoomForJelloMalleus Masculorum 16 points17 points ago


nevr 5get

[–]U_R_TerribleShillmatic 32 points33 points ago

faK U devScuM.

im goNNa keeP posTIng my MayMAys. fucK tHe sysTeM

[–]shark_vaginafeared by whitey 31 points32 points ago

you will be slightly gassy

nothing's changed

[–]Caesar_taumlaus_tranSRSters of Battle 53 points54 points ago


U can tak r meemees away frum uz!

[–]GrickitPoop! Wat r u doin? Stahp! 14 points15 points ago

Good without GAS – or why this whole experiment to 'improve' /r/shitredditsays is so controversial to many members.

Because the very definition of the members of the sub is that we don't fart.

The Mods believe we have a responsibility to our 'movement', that we should be pleasant and nice, not piss off other members of Reddit, that we have the similar philosophies and are a unified group who wish to influence the wider world.

They believe Reddit is important. Significant. And something more then just another internet forum.

They believe that Reddit is broken – that shitty posts are unfairly weighted in the voting algorithms (because it's easy to read and understand them). They believe they have now 'fixed' this problem in this Reddit sub.

They believe they are better suited to decide what is /r/shitredditsays content then general members using the voting buttons.

They believe quotes of bigoted content is too easy to navigate and leads to 'Karma Hoarders' and they believe everyone making effort posts is only not collecting Reddit karma and probably doesn't believe whatever is in the shit mine.

They believe anyone who up-votes a shit post is probably a teenager or of sub-par empathy (they believe teenagers are less considerate users).

They believe only a small number of 20 to 50 vocal dissenters are annoyed by the changes, despite over 5000 having moved to new feminist subs in only one week.

They believe the vote thread was a failure because it was biased because only those who wanted to revert bothered to vote. (A philosophy many losing politicians would love to get away with.)

They believe non-feminist (possibly feminist hostile) mods will be able to step into mod roles on the sub and have no problems.

They (and those who agree with them) believe they can win with strawman attacks (we can't believe you want this sub to be full of memes), ad hominen attacks (you're just teenagers and karma hoarders wanting 'may-mays'), false dilemma fallacies (either you accept these changes or it will become unsustainable), appeals to authority (the admins set up the rules of Reddit, it's not us), appeals to fear (this sub was out of control and in danger of the admins shutting it down), appeals to the masses (everyone thinks this sub is terrible), Achilles heal arguments (well most sub users agree they got fed up of re-posts so of course ALL these changes are justified), shifting the onus of proof (you have no evidence all 2,000,000 users were unhappy with the change and until you do you cannot say that is an unpopular move) and of course red herrings (/r/shitredditsayspolicy ).

I'm personally surprised the tactics of the shitlords are being used on this sub, by both sides of this argument, and we have to move past it if we're to recover from this schism. The problem is (and one I just realized myself) we're pretty invested in the place, we're passionate about it and it's hard not to resort to the tactics of passion and belief. If nothing else we should all have greater insight into the shitty and their response to the challenging of their beliefs.

I have no right to suggest what happens next, but it's probably time we approached this with the tools of feminism: LOGIC and REASON, and it's time for the mods to listen with those same tools. The mods need to make arguments for each of the changes that have been made, the arguments need to be real – not using LOGICal fallacies. Any arguments that are raised against the changes need to be addressed by the mods using LOGIC and REASON, banning dissenters and censoring disagreement has to stop.

If for any REASON this cannot be done then this sub is no longer a safe place for LOGIC, REASON and lack of belief and 'rebooted' is the correct route for us to go.

TL:DR – stop with the tactics of shitlords, lets use the LOGIC and REASON feminism is famous for if this argument is going to continue.

[–]SRS-SRSLY~poops from butt yay~ 28 points29 points ago

i have set up /r/srsrebooted for those of you who want to use it.

[–]princess-misandry50' long misandrist sea monster 13 points14 points ago


[–]PikeNShotKnown to hate Nazis 16 points17 points ago

the founding mothers are literally spinning in their graves

[–]Ev450Nearly sentient misandroid 31 points32 points ago


[–]12hatchAssigned misandrist at birth 11 points12 points ago


[–]AnSRSterRules the matriarchy with an iron, manicured fist 11 points12 points ago


[–]LL_Cult_Jspecializing in rectal haberdashery 26 points27 points ago

hoW u a gender confirming girly man learn 2 moder8?

[–]greenduch 23 points24 points ago

you wot mate.

why am i talking in comic sans

what is going on here.

i am so confuse.

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               /_| [_[_\           /     .-\           /_]_] |_\
              /__\  __`-\_____    /    .    \    _____/-`__  /__\
             /___] /=@>  _   {>  /-.         \  <}   _  <@=\ [___\
            /____/     /` `--/  /      .      \  \--` `\     \____\
           /____/  \____/`-._> /               \ <_.-`\____/  \____\
          /____/    /__/      /-._     .   _.-  \      \__\    \____\
         /____/    /__/      /         .         \      \__\    \____\
        |____/_  _/__/      /          .          \      \__\_  _\____|
         \__/_ ``_|_/      /      -._  .        _.-\      \_|_`` _\___/
           /__`-`__\      <_CJ       `-;         BJ_>      /__`-`__\
              `-`           `-._       ;       _.-`           `-`
                                `-._ tesla_.-`

[–]trimalchio-worktimeSo Misandrist I hate myself. 11 points12 points ago

clearly you don't pay enough attention to reddit and are a total noob.

[–]SRS-SRSLY~poops from butt yay~ 42 points43 points ago

i have already made this transition and am already gassy

[–]AnSRSterRules the matriarchy with an iron, manicured fist 11 points12 points ago

you r so deep in the matrix, slow down for us

[–]RobotAnnaWorld's Greatest Bus Driver 20 points21 points ago

>so mfw me irl wao

[–]4post>le wow 28 points29 points ago

                                            so insurgent
          so hostile takeover

    bow down to r new dag ovrlord

so gassy

[–]trimalchio-worktimeSo Misandrist I hate myself. 14 points15 points ago

I'm going to complain about how many wows there are in this post because it is the only true way to bring the devtesla network to SRS.

[–]UghableThe Kwisatz Haderach 20 points21 points ago

[–]SRS-SRSLY~poops from butt yay~ 18 points19 points ago

all cats get out??????

[–]princess-misandry50' long misandrist sea monster 12 points13 points ago

[–]Sepik121can't handle his swag 3 points4 points ago

caats 4 lyf

[–]HAIL_ANTSwhitest knight 9 points10 points ago


[–]DILDOTRON2012misandry loves company 9 points10 points ago

butt watt about the furst Ammendament????????? cant u c ur takin away my wrigth to free speech its like u sensor everythin2g that u disagree w/ dont u undersand that the enternet is all abowt freedum of discushion o well if u ban me im going 2 tell allmy intrnet frends abowt what loosers u are HA HA

[–]cheeseburger_dot_mp39 dex, 15 wis, 10 con, 79830 misandry 5 points6 points ago

not even 2 womenshun our fourth ammindamament rite 2 bearcats

[–]urban_nightevery time a shitlord is benned an archangelle gets their wings 16 points17 points ago

you will be slightly gassy

Oh gawd, how did you know? I ate a lot of sauerkraut at dinner.

[–]i-made-this-accountfemale eldritch abomination 15 points16 points ago

i AM oKAy wiTH tHis

[–]NillixGamma White Knight 14 points15 points ago

all text will be comic sans


[–]SRS-SRSLY~poops from butt yay~ 15 points16 points ago

it is already happen

[–]SRS-SRSLY~poops from butt yay~ 10 points11 points ago

finally jeez

[–]lalibSocially engineering a neutered male underclass 8 points9 points ago

[–]Hayleykso misandry that men's tears are vegan. 8 points9 points ago

This means I will be less gassy than normal. prAiSe dEvteaLA. pRAISe.

But I refuse to hand over the cats. Cat resistance! You may take our lives, but you will never take our kitties!

[–]mankyfaxphallologist 4 points5 points ago

[–]sworebythepreciousgo eat some fucking mayo you honky 6 points7 points ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my slight gas, you little beard? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Mangry Brigade, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Fempire, and I have over 300 confirmed doxxes. I am trained in Innurnetz warfare and I’m the top manger in the entire Femirial Forces. You are nothing to me but just another brd. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this sub, mark my fucking brds. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over teh Reddits? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across SomethingAwful and your hashtag is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, shill. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You’re fucking downvoted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, because I have no life and I can brigade you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my whiny brohurt. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shitthatneverhappened.txt, but I have access to the entire arsenal of teh Googles and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the thing I just made up, you little person who is better than me. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have checked yourself before you wrecked yourself. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn atheist. I will shit Nicky Fury all over you and you will drown panties in it.

You’re fucking win, kiddo.

[–]mustbecuriousdox dox goose! 13 points14 points ago

[–]princess-misandry50' long misandrist sea monster 9 points10 points ago


teehee, tennannnttt :3

[–]AnSRSterRules the matriarchy with an iron, manicured fist 5 points6 points ago

hes so beuitiful

[–]mustbecuriousdox dox goose! 2 points3 points ago

this is now a dw discussion. i'm kinda excited and kinda scared when he comes back for the 50th

[–]feministriaI am the gatekeeper of sex. YOU SHALL NOT PASS. 13 points14 points ago

fak u devtesla u SRS

[–]princess-misandry50' long misandrist sea monster 13 points14 points ago

[–]KilouekaLet's play duck duck BRD 14 points15 points ago

[–]princess-misandry50' long misandrist sea monster 11 points12 points ago

<3 <3 <3

ps: i have you tagged as a fellow elbow-licker!

[–]KilouekaLet's play duck duck BRD 9 points10 points ago

That's the best thing to be tagged for <3

now I shall tag you as "your misandry is the misandry that will pierce the heavens" >;3

[–]princess-misandry50' long misandrist sea monster 7 points8 points ago

Aw shucks!


[–]KilouekaLet's play duck duck BRD 7 points8 points ago

omb it's so fluffy i'm gonna die x3 you gotta see this vid I got the other day, it was the best thing ever

[–]princess-misandry50' long misandrist sea monster 7 points8 points ago

aaaugh that is so cute i'm die

i absolutely love foxes
here, have another fox gif

[–]KilouekaLet's play duck duck BRD 6 points7 points ago

Foxes are amazing <3 I got to chill with one a few months ago. It was amazing, but not as amazing as the baby fox in the vid x3

[–]princess-misandry50' long misandrist sea monster 3 points4 points ago

auugh, nice! i'm so jealous.

[–]KilouekaLet's play duck duck BRD 5 points6 points ago

Hehe, come hiking with me so you can see some too :3

[–]PsychicChasmThe Misandrist Formerly Known As GiggySmile 11 points12 points ago

Not Enough Wows to express my delight.

[–]cykosysPM me to get into the secret feminist conspiracy 13 points14 points ago

Are shelties allowed in this brave new era of gynofascism?

pls respond

[–]SRS-SRSLY~poops from butt yay~ 13 points14 points ago

shelties r dags so yes

[–]ponytologyI wish Greater Mass Spermjacking had a shorter cast time 12 points13 points ago

hooooooray, as a cat-allergy-having-person, i strongly support this. historically, cats have run the internet but this makes it hard for me to breathe after reading important intellectual maymayz on reddit for a few hours. dags are all good tho and i hope i get to be a beagle or a husky or a beagle-husky.

[–]aplaceatthedqsome people close to me suggested I not jack this circle. 12 points13 points ago

all text will be comic sans

we've heard these promises before. Devtesla claims to be all dogs, but are they this dog? what about that one? Is devtesla this dog too? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

i forgot what i was saying. all hail our new corgisaurial overdogs.

[–]IndSevACTUALLY r/ShitRedditSays 12 points13 points ago

f U dAD ur nOt teH BOSs f Me

[–]afcultrauses misandrist pathos 11 points12 points ago

oH gLoRiOuS dAy!!!

[–]TheTechnologisttears for the brd god 12 points13 points ago

ugh not enough wows dt

you are the worst dictator ever

[–]MetaphoricalsimileSRS stole my fedora 4 points5 points ago

I made nacho cheese sauce tonight. Tomorrow I will be apocalyptically gassy.

[–]simpax 4 points5 points ago

So I've recently noticed that a couple of the archangelles are my most upvoted users on Reddit RES, with Devtesla close behind. I'm pretty sure all this has pushed devtesla to the lead. Hostile takeover complete.

Also completely random tangent, this is probably not the place, but I just read Neil Gaiman's American Gods, and while doing so I pictured SRS single-handedly creating gods out of Tia and Tamera, and adding to Lady Gagas strength. In fact, I think I'll re-imagine the entire novel with regards to SRS memes dictating American society, and get many lulz doing so to pass the time at work.

[–]ItsMsKimI did my duty for brd and Fempire 19 points20 points ago

r u bs-ing me, devtesla? i have to wait eleven more months for piccolo day?

[–]tuba_mansynergistic labiocentric alpha cismale penis dismemberment dept. 16 points17 points ago

i Was gonna says that I will be conspicuously absent that day.


[–]Longchamp 9 points10 points ago

Like dbz Piccolo?

[–]UrdnotMordinBeware of suspicious downvote activity 6 points7 points ago

It took me surprisingly long to realize that wasn't like an Abridged series or something. That's actually something that happened in DBZ XD

(or is it DB? I never actually watched either)

[–]MTBDudePC Police Detective: BRD Division 5 points6 points ago

I was hoping it was the annoyingly pitched musical instrument :(

[–]devtesla[S] 10 points11 points ago

it is BOTH

[–]Okisanipostmodern 'till i die 10 points11 points ago


its alREADY seePING In

[–]MTBDudePC Police Detective: BRD Division 10 points11 points ago

I for one welcome our new Dag overlord.

[–]Fangren3000 10 points11 points ago

I think you messed up on my gassiness, I got it early and way too much.

leave it 2 a dag too mess up making several thousand ppl gassy.

[–]vegetablecookbookgender police brutality 10 points11 points ago

confused but very excite!!

[–]AnSRSterRules the matriarchy with an iron, manicured fist 3 points4 points ago

[–]beepboopimarobot_ 3 points4 points ago

I woke up gassy :(

[–]KaydegardDworkin DIED for this shit. 4 points5 points ago

you can take our fonts







[–]Smitty20 3 points4 points ago

I am slightly gassy. IT'S HAPPENING!

[–]acl5dHave you heard the wrd of the brd? 4 points5 points ago


Nope, Dev Tesla!

[–]ponytologyI wish Greater Mass Spermjacking had a shorter cast time 0 points1 point ago

this goes through my mind every time i see devtesla post anything.

[–]lowquacksMisander Claus is coming to town 7 points8 points ago


[–]1338h4xSuper Street Friendzoner II Turbo HD Remix 8 points9 points ago

[–]reddit_feministhomfoboob 8 points9 points ago

I feel so old

[–]KillerBunny666 7 points8 points ago

Fight the power.

[–]esmeralda13 8 points9 points ago

comic sans

I'm in.

[–]SnifflyWhaleMassive prawns! 10 points11 points ago


[–]lipstick_thespianNo. 1 Dilbert Fan 8 points9 points ago

comic sans

[–]mankyfaxphallologist 3 points4 points ago

deer diery,

today a corg took over the werld like those cartoon rats butt mor sucksassfull.

i am peppered.

[–]mankyfaxphallologist 4 points5 points ago

gassy status: not yet

[–]mankyfaxphallologist 4 points5 points ago

cat status: pretending to be a dag

[–]amoxummois always perpetrator-blaming 3 points4 points ago

oKay. So long as their are dags.

[–]PixelDirigibleI think gender might be a sociolinguistic construction. No pomo. 2 points3 points ago

I don't get it. I thought the evil that was SRS took over shibe, which was part of the devtesla network. Now you come in here and tell me that SRS is part of the devtesla network already?? What is this??? PARADOXES

[–]Sepik121can't handle his swag 3 points4 points ago

u wot m8? piccololos r da shtz

[–]ApoChaos 3 points4 points ago

aww, you're adorable, devtesla! allofthehugs

[–]thedeathgrapesI have no brain and I must peen. 3 points4 points ago


(I always believed in you devtesla.)

[–]Slate_SlabrockI'm just a girl, little ol' me, don't let me out of your sight 3 points4 points ago

every subreddit should be /r/me_irl

what can I do to help make this happen

[–]wallofedenIT IS MISANGRY 3 points4 points ago

gOtt hATES dags.

[–]SpermJackalopeThe Rea of Mens 2 points3 points ago


[–]Mauve_CubedwellerPrivilege don't real 6 points7 points ago

You. Monster. I will defy you. I will pretend that comic sans is actually calibri.

i WIlL Use whATEVeR CapitaliZATion SchEme I LiKe and YOU can'T stOp ME!

[–]GrimmRevelationJane Brd, secret agent with a license to misander 6 points7 points ago

Wait, what the hell is thhHHHHHHHiiIII

aLl HaIl thE nEw devtEslA OVERBRD

[–]throwingExceptionsWilling conscript of the gynocratic PC brigade 6 points7 points ago

I will post the entirety of the srs trans elite's shitlist

this is unacceptable. in our Agreement we made it the lower /Half/ of the List. do not anger us, for you might lose some powerful (Ally) Allies!

brought to you by the third united SRS Trans Elite

[–]RedkiteflyingAttorney General of the Fempirial Justice Department 1 point2 points ago

I, for one, welcome our new Devtesla Overlord/lady.